She's My Wife
One of the guest turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them.
"What a terrible voice! Do you know who she is?"
"Yes", was the answer. "She's my wife"
"Oh, I beg your pardon. Of course, it isn't her voice, really. It's the stuff she has to sing. I wonder who wrote that awful song?"
"I did", was the answer.


The Difference Between Valor And Discretion
"What's the difference between valor and discretion?"
"Well, to go to a swell restaurant without tipping the waiter would be valor"
"I see. And discretion?"
"That would be to dine at a different restaurant the next day".


Flattering
Critic: "Ah! And what is this? It is superb! What soul! What expression!"
Artist: "Yeah? That's where I clear the paint off my brushes".
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