My Daughter's Music Lessons
"My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me?"
"How is that?"
"They enabled me to buy the neighbors' houses at half price".


A Policeman And A Reporter
Country Policeman (at the scene of murder): "You can't come in here"
Reporter: "But I've been sent to do the murder"
Country Policeman: "Well, you're too late; the murder's been done".


A Cow Grazing
Artist: "That, sir, is a cow grazing"
Visitor: "Where is the grass?"
Artist: "The cow has eaten it"
Visitor: "But where is the cow?"
Artist: "You don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass, do you?"

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